when the caffeine wears off and suddenly you’re lying face down on your bed like a dried apricot with zero sense of space or time
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when you’re in an important exam and your brain is just singing a song
(via 1975tronnor)
computer unfreezes
“oh are you done? you’re done having a hissyfit now? you’re ready to function like a reasonable machine?”
(via fandomstookmylife)
| my friends: | you're so mean sometimes. |
| me: | i'm not here to make friends. i'm here to become america's next top model. |
i still don’t understand the phrase “luck of the irish” because the luck of the irish is, historically speaking, fucking terrible.
(via wulcanbiology)